guys the person that said suck a dick was mase his real name is mason so ya
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like your sucking a dick
What did the female rapist say at her hearing? Well that boys dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say 'my body my choice'
This dick ain't gon to suck itself
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What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with there dicks out?
The Twin Towers
why are asians dicks to small so they can reset the calcuater
What do u call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick Sucks-alota-cocka sorass
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick she said we are family... even though you're bigger than me.
How do you know if your sisters on her period?
Your dads dick tastes funny.
What’s worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know ask your wife
the wowman had a dick, lol its your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! jhon man! in new york city i am on 2 you! i will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodygard
I revealed my dick to my girlfriend
As she saw it, she said "nevermind, just finger me"
Why is Putin and Zelensky neighbors? Apparently a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to the how we talk to other guys like when they say can I borrow a pencil you say you can borrow this hard wood dick
I cut my dick it is all right now and half the size but makes for excellent breakfest
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessary long and hard.
wanna suck my dick* no well then imma go hang
Ok boys are known to measure there dicks but do girls measure there depths?????
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patients mouth?
I C D K
You know what I see?
DICK :0
What do you call a dick that dosent fit in an asshole
A miss fit
