Di Jokes

I would tell a joke but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11 he’s the greatest pilot that went down with the twin towers

my grandpa died to ligma :(

LIGMA BALLS

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What was the last thing to go through princess Diana’s head before she died? The steering wheel

my friends mom died and he also died by a crash

i was at a funeral i kiss a hot girl i did not know she was the one that died

Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection

Dwarfism is a growing problem.

Kidding that’s not funny my friend died of dwarfism.

He jumped of a kurb stone.

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My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

di you love God?

How did stephan Hawking died? He did have enough room for anymore ram on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that

I read the brothers grim books, then I see a black figure reaping about. I realized someone has died. But I don't do anything about it. I continue to read and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

My son asked me “ what is angel cake made of?” I reply by listing the ingredients in mr Kipling angel cakes, Then he shouts “STOP” I stop as I reach food colourings he slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper “well in my angel cake I put angels in them” I freaked out about this so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake he said”grandma the one who died last Saturday”

Once a pon a time lived a fat ass named steve and got rabies and died the end!

I was reading a book one day, when I suddenly hear a sound. It was the grim reaper. I ignore it and continue reading my book. Suddenly I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies. I used to like fireworks. But I'm dead now. Fireworks like a charm, if you don't mind something a little ghostly. What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.