How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams? She died
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to burry them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat though.”
Little Johnny died
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Steven Hawkings Died I Said Why Did His Wheelchair Break
Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin? Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died
the only reason stephen hawking died was because he saw end
stop making jokes about 9/11 my dad died in 9/11. BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
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im dying... sike i lied you thougt i died
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family
My dad died in the 911 he was a good pilot
what did Stephen Hawking say when he died. Boo Boo Doo.
ammon died
Sad news, my obese parrot died today. Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did. His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash? Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions
tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home, and tell them their oringinal parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage, and tell them their parents died.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp
He fell off one of the guard towers
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies? My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence)
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong- king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said “ I am Chong king. I said I know your name is Chong king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
