What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Joke Tide.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
