Destruction

Destruction Jokes

Grandma

The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

Trash Can

How do you make a trash can leak?

Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!

Bomb

Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?

The Twin Towers got fucked.

Pilot

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

Twin Towers

Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?

Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.

9/11

9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣