What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife?
“Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”
FIERY LOS
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Ed is dumb.
Me: Hey, what book are you reading?
Him: "The Twisted Ones."
Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.
My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...
"Lazy."
What's long, brown, and sticky?
A stick.
