Description jokes
Your face.
What is your body like? Soft.
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife? “Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”
Christmas special
Me: Can you describe Mrs. Claus in 3 words? Santa: Ho ho ho.
FIERY LOS
Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Ed is dumb.
Me: Hey, what book are you reading?
Him: "The Twisted Ones."
Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.
My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...
"Lazy."
What's long, brown, and sticky?
A stick.