Depresso jokes
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.