Depresso Jokes

Coffee

Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.

Suicide

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso espresso.

Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.

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  • Coffee

    Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.

    He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.

    Life

    More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.

    Depression

    If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

    Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!

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