Me- *crying in the shower* Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
When I get suicidal everyone worrys I don't know why becasue that is when I'm the happpiest thinking about death
what fell first? the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: the feather, the depressed kid is still up there
i went to an emo kid who just got a hair cut and instead of saying, like your cut g" and i slapped his arm and said i like your cuts g
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you. nothing
what do depression and suicide have in common
nothing there both hanging
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to there head
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk but it's acting really duckpressed.
person: what's your perfect date look like.
Me: oh just hanging around in a tree
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
my mom asked me if i was okay so i replied i will be an jumped out the window!
why did the orphan kill its self
because hes deppressed about no family
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree, Too bad only one was standing. :)
-Dark_Humor
Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: that’s as close they can get to die
what do lesbains and turtles have in common they both choke on plastic
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..
What makes sad people jump? a bridge
1273 My mother does not love me nor does anyone and my family
i have cripple and depression
