Depression Jokes

Cry

Anonymous
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donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. if im a donut the hole used to be where i put my feeling and happiness. but people snatch it away from me. anyway,can someone put a hole in my physical body too? i kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for ace from one piece

Smell

Anonymous
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its smell like something die in my room, oh yeah its my dignity,hope, and my feeling. put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears .

Nothing

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There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt. 18. What caused the Great depression? A lack of comedians.

Roast

Anonymous
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my battery lasted longer than your sad depressing life

Kid

Anonymous
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i threw a lamp at a depressed kid,i was js trying to brighten up his day

Die

Anonymous
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sometimes i get jelous when my phone dies (this does not apply to me its a joke)

Arms

Anonymous
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Your arms are open They stretch towards me Reaching, grabbing, pulling me Surrounding me Drowning me in my helplessness Time standing still, inside here Looking through windows, time passing by Let me go, will ya

Die

Anonymous
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somtimes i get jeleous when my phone dies

Cry

Michael Hatchet
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I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.” – Rodney Dangerfield

Life

Anonymous
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yo life got no meaning just like your dad when he left like if its a good one

Remembering

to.dripped.out
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when your deppresed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)

Drink

yoleavee
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whats a depression person favorite drink ?? coff- na jk bleach..

Sister

.no..
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dentist: open up sir

me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea

dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth

me: :O ohhhh my bad

dentist : do u need help??

me: yep

dentist:...

me: ....

Cheer

x-x i wish
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somebody told me to cheer up so....i told him to pass me a rope :)

Kid

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I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

Fall

Anonymous
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Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you

Emo

It want matter ill be gone
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What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad

Bad

someone
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i once called a depressed guy why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone (im not englishs so i could've talked bad)

Food

BarudKhan
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Depression jokes is like food...not every people get it

Hope

Anonymous
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I saw 3 person is online in this site...Hope guys will sucide tonight