Bridge

Anonymous

what makes a depressed kid happy … a bridge

Hang

Anonymous

what did the rope and the tree say to the kid

do you want to hang later

Phone

Its_my_fault

I got jealous when my phone died

Orphan

Anonymous

Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, VIRGIN

Car

DarkHumored

Guy : are you depression cause you’re crippling me Car driver : no I’m the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you Guy : don’t worry I was already crippled because I got crippling depression

Sadness

People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It’s one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?

Shooting

I can tell a joke :`)

Twinkle Twinkle there’s a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end

Parachute

ya boy lefix

you dont need a parachute to go skydiving you only need a parachute to go skydifing twice

Straight

sell farm

if gay means happy then i am now straight

Wonder

Noah the Pyrotechnic Terrorist.

I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after but then i realised that antidepressants don’t make you OD.

Emo

Anonymous

Depressed showed be spelled depraseed becuase than they would be 1,2,5,9

Cut

Anonymous

How do u get a depressed person outta tree.U cut the rope

Squad

Anonymous

What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it

I would leave them hanging

Mind

sadness

are you suicide because you are always on my mind

Thought

Anonymous

There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.

Blood

my life makes me wanna *bang*

when your mom says it will all be ok if you just …(bang) their is blood on the floor

Bomb

Your daily dose of InTeRnEt

my favorite bath bomb is a toaster.

Life

Idiot

“Don’t worry! Life goes on”
“Yeah that’s what’s had me worried”