Sleep, but make it forever

the joke is my life

why did Sarah call off the swing because she has no arms Knock knock show there not Sarah

Im not chef but boyardees days getting harder and harder to get through

my life

at 6 she wanted a happy mama at 8 she hated acting like a mom at 10 she was wanted to see her own smile agian at 11 she wanted to see her mom

What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?

A DEPPression.

(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)

Listen my friends say i am gay but i tell them i am not because i am not happy in fact i have no life you are my friend i trust you with my life know can you take it

Me: writes kahoot about me then finishes Me and friend: plays kahoot A question: When is (my name) happy? Friend: puts a good answer and gets wrong Answer: Never, only a portion. Friend: Do you need help?

Friend: Want to play fall guys?

Friend 2: Yup

Friend: Ok so let me ju- wait where are you going?

Friend 2: I’m gonna jump off

Friend: Why?

Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?

Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.

Guy 2: Is it a hard life?

Guy: Yup

Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL

Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game”

Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.

He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.

We will miss ya bud… (cyndagoooooooo)

A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid

Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!

Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said

RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)

Daniel commited suicide five years ago today…

Teacher: Describe a penguin

Student: Black, White, Beak

Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan

Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family

Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow

Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes

Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

Student: It describes you tho.

sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone

part 2 : he walks up to a stake and nails himself there. then he finds the knife and says someone to find a cake to celebrate his death. but everybody came. that was the sign that nobody loved him and thats how you know if people love you

a depressed guy walk into a utensil store and finds a knife but he didnt stab himself… part 2 coming out tommorow

On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me… just wish they outside my head

What do depressed people use for emotions online

They use EMOjis

Me: listening to music under a tree and smiling

Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^

Me: actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything’s gonna be fine even if it won’t

Friend: You ok man?

Me: Yea… I’ll just leave myself “hangin” tonight…