are you a razor? cause you make me red
are you a mental hospital? cause I need to be in you
Every depressed person just has to say "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building
What do us emos all have in common? Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue alot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy
How do u lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.'
Don't do suicide shit nearly killed me tbh 🙏🙏🙏🙏
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself? A hypoteNUSE!
Dave got a new job at the suicide hotline. The manager shows him to his desk and Dave has a seat.
The manager says, "Remember! Your job is to make sure that the person at the other end of the line does not kill himself, no matter what! That's the one thing you have to do!"
Dave says "No problem! I will do exactly what you just told me!" and the manager leaves him to his job.
A few minutes, later Dave's phone rings.
"Hello?" Dave answers. No response for a few seconds, then a voice appears.
"My wife cheated on me." a man says. The man on the other end of the line is clearly depressed.
"I'm sorry to hear that." Dave says.
"I found out that she's been doing it for months; she says I don't treat her well enough. She's filing for divorce and threatening to take the kids from me. I don't know what to do. I just took up drinking and gambling, the pain goes away at first but it always comes back. I don't think I can even afford to see a psychiatrist; money is tight as it always is. I wish I could manage my finances better... I just don't see any way out. I think the only thing I can do that makes sense is to just kill myself."
Dave pauses for a moment, thinks, and then he asks:
"Wouldn't it make more sense to kill her?"
What do you call a depressed acapella group? Self Harmony.
How do you make the grass cut itself? Make it depressed.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos. I think I'll call it the The Cutting Board.
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed". I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there son".
My biology teacher told us “get out nice and sharp colored pencils”. Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself
