what makes a depressed kid happy … a bridge
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid
do you want to hang later
I got jealous when my phone died
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, VIRGIN
Guy : are you depression cause you’re crippling me Car driver : no I’m the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you Guy : don’t worry I was already crippled because I got crippling depression
People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It’s one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?
I can tell a joke :`)
Twinkle Twinkle there’s a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
you dont need a parachute to go skydiving you only need a parachute to go skydifing twice
if gay means happy then i am now straight
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after but then i realised that antidepressants don’t make you OD.
Depressed showed be spelled depraseed becuase than they would be 1,2,5,9
How do u get a depressed person outta tree.U cut the rope
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it
I would leave them hanging
are you suicide because you are always on my mind
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
when your mom says it will all be ok if you just …(bang) their is blood on the floor
my favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
“Don’t worry! Life goes on”
“Yeah that’s what’s had me worried”