Die

Anonymous

I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.

Jesus

Anonymous

Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?

Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it

Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow

Friend

Anonymous

My friend said why do you have depression there is so much happiness in the world and I said why do you have asma there is so much air in the world

Kid

Dead Inside

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

Kid

Dead Inside (yeah me again)

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

Kid

Dead Inside (yeah me again)

Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

Personal

Dead Inside

Why you can’t kill a depressed person?

Because they are already dead inside.

Personal

Anonymous

How do you help a suicidal person cheer up? You Tell them its a leap of faith

Kid

Anonymous

whats a deppresed kids least fav game

cut the rope

Sexist

Homo_B!tch

Why be Homophobic, transphobic,racist,sexist when you can be quiet

Orphan

Homo_B!tch

Dad: Alive Brother:orphan(fault=Mother) Me:dead on the inside but sadly alive Mother:Alive… Wait a minute… I thought you were dead mom… right your dead to me atleast.

Means

Anonymous

what does you (anyone) and a joke not have in commin? jokes have meanings

Life

Fennec_depression

my friend:wanna here a joke me:no friend:why me: because you are a joke friend:your life is too… Me: :) friends :)

Group

Anonymous

What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.

Sadness

Truth Hurts

one depressed kid goes to high five a tree but the tree just left him hanging

Friend

Anonymous

When my mom asks “If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge would you do it?” I say “No mom… I’d do it for free”

Head

Anonymous

Are you a bullet? Cus your stuck in my head

Living

Mike Oxmall

Your PP is small, just like my will to live

Heart

💜 Cierra 💜

Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart but apparently there is something in your heart so I already have scissors in my heart

Heart

Anonymous

Sometimes I wish u could use my school scissors on my heart

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