Sleep, but make it forever
the joke is my life
why did Sarah call off the swing because she has no arms Knock knock show there not Sarah
Im not chef but boyardees days getting harder and harder to get through
at 6 she wanted a happy mama at 8 she hated acting like a mom at 10 she was wanted to see her own smile agian at 11 she wanted to see her mom
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
Listen my friends say i am gay but i tell them i am not because i am not happy in fact i have no life you are my friend i trust you with my life know can you take it
Me: writes kahoot about me then finishes Me and friend: plays kahoot A question: When is (my name) happy? Friend: puts a good answer and gets wrong Answer: Never, only a portion. Friend: Do you need help?
Friend: Want to play fall guys?
Friend 2: Yup
Friend: Ok so let me ju- wait where are you going?
Friend 2: I’m gonna jump off
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.
Guy 2: Is it a hard life?
Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL
Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game”
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud… (cyndagoooooooo)
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid
Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel commited suicide five years ago today…
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
part 2 : he walks up to a stake and nails himself there. then he finds the knife and says someone to find a cake to celebrate his death. but everybody came. that was the sign that nobody loved him and thats how you know if people love you
a depressed guy walk into a utensil store and finds a knife but he didnt stab himself… part 2 coming out tommorow
On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me… just wish they outside my head
What do depressed people use for emotions online
They use EMOjis
Me: listening to music under a tree and smiling
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything’s gonna be fine even if it won’t
Friend: You ok man?
Me: Yea… I’ll just leave myself “hangin” tonight…