Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree, but it left him hangin'.
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
How do you help a depressed kid face their fears... You count to 3 and say jump?
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree. But the tree left him hanging!
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope