Depressed kid jokes
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree, but it left him hangin'.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
How do you help a depressed kid face their fears... You count to 3 and say jump?
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...
...but it left him hanging.