Depressed kid

Depressed kid jokes

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.

Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!

A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.

What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.

What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.

What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?

They both hang from trees.

A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.

The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."

What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

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  • The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...

    ...but it left him hanging.