What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple. The kid just hangs there.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid at least I'm out of the grave.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging
What is a depressed kids favorite game Hangman
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.