What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple. The kid just hangs there.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid at least I'm out of the grave.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging
What is a depressed kids favorite game Hangman
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
