What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself? A hypoteNUSE!
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office. "I'm feeling like killing myself," he said. "Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
i saw a depressed kid and i gave him a lamp to lighten up his day
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around"
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple. The kid just hangs there.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid at least I'm out of the grave.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid hoping it would brighten up his day
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas? A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said " I'm a failure at suicide too.".
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging
What is a depressed kids favorite game Hangman
what fell first? the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: the feather, the depressed kid is still up there
What did the depressed kid do in P.E play with the Jump Rope but they used it the wrong way
What’s a depressed kids favourite game....hangman.
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
when you see a depressed kid you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Which one fell first?............ The depressed kid or the feather look at 1st comment to see answer
