Depressed kid jokes
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging!
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?
The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.