The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......