Depressed kid jokes
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?
The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.