Departure jokes
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
I thought my wife was joking when she said she was gonna leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I'm a believer,” but then I saw her face.
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Make like a drum and beat it!
A Muslim enters a building... Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."