20+ Best Deletion Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Account

Gwen · 5 years ago

Hi guys, it's Gwen. Good morning, people! Just to let you know, I am deleting my account tomorrow.

Accident

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A cartoon of Bob Ross holding a gun. The text says, "You'd better delete that or we'll have ourselves a happy little accident."

Racist

Gamemaster10 · 7 years ago

Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?

Number

Anonymous · 3 years ago

The image consists of three panels. In the first panel, blue Among Us character asks, "What number is between 12 and 13?" Orange and green characters are visible next to blue character. In the second panel, orange and green character respond with “69”, while red character responds with "PURPLE". In the third panel, we see the blue character with a red character ejected into space saying "IT'S 69, I KNOW NOW. IS 69. 69 69. Forgive me. Blue, can you delete my search history?"

J. Cole

RapBoat · 2 years ago

A black and white image of rapper J. Cole with dreadlocks. A white text box quotes him as saying, 'want to get fucked in the ass' from the song 'VILLUMINATI'. Below this image, a social media comment angrily defends J. Cole, claiming the quote is taken out of context and uses strong, vulgar language to insult the poster.

Deletion

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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14
1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Tweet

RapBoat · 2 years ago

A black and white image showing 21 Savage and Metro Boomin, overlaid with screenshots of tweets. In the first tweet, Soulja Boy says, "He got 24hrs to delete that tweet." The second tweet is from 21 Savage who replies, "Or what?". The third tweet is from Metro Boomin who says, "My phone rings to come to the studio with Jeezy. Yours rings to send Soulja Boy a pack of beats. Sit down."

N word

RapBoat · 2 years ago

A screenshot showing a Twitter conversation and subsequent comments. A tweet, presumably from Mac Miller, says 'I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I can't keep it a secret anymore. I wrote all the hooks and bridges.' ScHoolboy Q replies '@MacMiller so your admitting u use da N WORD???'. Below this, comments discuss Mac Miller's lyrics and use of racial slurs, including the phrase 'I'm clearly a Wigger' and 'Nigga'.

Google search

Smexy Baka · 4 years ago

HeHeH

The image shows a smartphone lock screen with a blue background. The time is 1:18, and the date is Wednesday, October 3. There is an emergency alert that reads, "Presidential Alert Delete those sus google searches."

Bank

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man in a suit and cap is walking on a cobblestone street. The text overlay provides a four-step process starting with: 1. borrow 10 billion from the bank. 2. buy the bank. 3. delete your own debt. 4. sell the bank.

Playlist

AnimeGuy · 3 years ago

...

A character with blue hair and an angry face, flying over a city. The text above the image says: "ME ON MY WAY TO DELETE AN OLD CRINGE PLAYLIST I JUST REMEMBERED".

Code

BellaTrix · 3 years ago

Sus

A four-panel image. The left three panels show a character from "Despicable Me" going through the motions of testing code, starting with the code seemingly working fine, then creating a test case that fails miserably twice and then finally deleting the test case. The fourth panel shows another person in a car with the word "COBOL" over his head and the text "Why can't you be normal?" The person screams and starts an array at 1.

Virgin

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet asks whether Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane, or if he "beat gorilla cheeks." The second tweet is a reply showing a Google search bar with the text "How to delete someone else's tweet."

Song

RapBoat · 1 year ago

A screenshot of an online poll. The question asks, "If you had to DELETE a song from history, which one would it be?" The options are listed with album art, song titles, and percentages of votes: "4 Your Eyez Only" (27%), "m.A.A.d city" (9%), "Can't Tell Me Nothing" (59%), and "N.Y. State of Mind" (5%). The poll has received 9.3K votes.

Game

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a 4chan post. The post text describes how someone pirates a game, buys the company, deletes the pirated copies, and becomes CEO of the company to make his dream game. A Pepe the Frog smugly sips from a glass on the left.

Control

Galokin · 2 years ago

The image shows a meme with three panels. In the first, the text says "I delete my comment I worked the last 5 minutes on" next to a meme man with his hands on his head and the text "Panik". In the second, the text says "I saved it with Control+C" next to the meme man with calm face and the text "Kalm". In the third panel, the text says "I press on Control+C instead of Control+V in the marked area" next to the meme man with his hands on his head and the text "Panik".

Playlist

Swf · 2 years ago

In the "Drake Posting" meme format, Drake expresses his disapproval of deleting a song from a playlist. In the second image, Drake approves of keeping a song but skipping it every time it plays.

Account

Wilkinsonburritos · 3 years ago

we did it, boys

A group of people dressed in dark clothes are at a gravesite. In the foreground, a tombstone is visible with the text "Ashton's account" written on it. In front of the grave, one person kneels with a smile while making a peace sign with two fingers. Over that person, the word "everyone" is written.

Community talk

iheartmyself

Guys I'm prolly gonna delete my account tomorrow I'll see idk

Super Raccoon

hey, its mal for those who care, i wanted to let you know this is the last you'll hear from me. my account has already been deleted, which is why im posting as an anon. this site isn't good for me, time-management wise and mentally, and with college coming up and being busy with a full-time job, its best for me to give this site up. i wasn't active much anyway. charlie, my daughter, im sorry. i love you dearly and iv… Read more

Anonymous

BAHAH COSMO LOSER IS DELETING THE ARISH POSTS EWWW STOP BEING JEALOUS