Nutlol2 years agoMe: What's the fifth month of the year?Friend: May.Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
RhydonAnonymous2 years agoHow have you been recently?Oh, just playing some Rhydon.What’s Rhydon?Rhydon deez nutz!
SmashAnonymous2 years agoMe: Do you like smash?Friend: Smash Rolls?Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
FoodAnonymous2 years agoA: Do you eat food?B: Yes...A: You can sit on deez nuts then!B: Omg I have depression now.
NutAnonymous2 years agoHave you seen the Justin meme?Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?Just-in time for deez nuts.Bruh.But actually, it's a parody.Wait, actually?Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
NutAnonymous2 years agoHave you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.What's SoDN?Suck on deez nuts.
SeedAnonymous2 years agoWhat's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?Seed?Seedeeznuts!