Deez Nuts jokes
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Joe Biden deez nuts.
A B C deez nuts!
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Draw deez nuts.
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
"DEEZ NUTS"
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.