Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
joe biden deez nuts
a b c deez nuts
why did rhydon get a oprhen... rhydon deez nuts
draw deez nuts
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Avocado. Avocado DEEZ NUTS!
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
"DEEZ NUTS"
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– SĂ...
See deez nuts!
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Do you know wildee?
What's that?
Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
