Deez Nuts jokes
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Deez nuts!
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
What is smegma name?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.