Deez Nuts jokes
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Deez nuts!
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
What is smegma name?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!