Deez Nuts jokes
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Have you heard of deez nuts?
Deez nuts eat nuts.
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰