My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
Deez Nuts Jokes
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Have you heard of deez nuts?
Deez nuts eat nuts.
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
BofA deez nuts!
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
Deez nuts, ahaha!
