why did the deer cross the road its freinds deered it to
Why can't you have a tall dog... You will have pup's in a week
What do you call a deer with no ear. One ear
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What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi? One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well-shy deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no balls. Still no fucking eye deer
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember there are no speed bumps..... I hit bambie
What is a doe called with no legs.
•no legged deer.
What do you call a deer with no ears.
•no eared deer.
What do you call a deer with no eye
•no eye deer
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3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks,” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart. One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?" The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home." The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?" The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home." Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!" The not so smart Indian replies, "Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."
I was in the car and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy an a,m like what the
Deer uncle i want my condoms
Why dont stags by drugs? Because they are too deer.
Boy:crap I hit a deer Girl:awe...I guess It’s not so much of a dear Boy:...
Boy:get the hell out
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to burry them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat though.”
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week. He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
