I was at a funeral and told a joke and my sister said “I’m dead” so I said “that’s what she said.”
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty he was pretty shocked...
suicide is a murder and my body should go to jail
Don't be scared of skeletons
They don't have the guts for murder
A kid had school today. He was late every single day. He said in his mind, I wish I can go to school again. What happened? Its obvious...... He died :)
are you dead? bc you look like my dog.
Technically suicide is murder and murder is ilegal so if I kill myself my body should go to jail
I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of. You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die. But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I wont die because the potato is already dead and cant attack my immune system.
For you have a overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would a lifetime supply.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
BRAKING NEWS!
LITTLE JOHNNYS DEAD!!!
Why did teacher go on death penalty cause she gave a orphan homework. Thats on period #darkhumor
Little Johnny died
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way
My dad told me a story today his mom my grandma said if a bird gets in ur house someone will die . That day a humming bird got in his U.P.S truck and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later she died .😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"I hope my death would make for sense then my life"- joker
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"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, death eight year old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer"
