When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick
This is not really a joke but it's a question. If Life is a Movie, Then is Death, Life, Is we seeing the trailer right now?
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse? One of them has someone to mourn them.
we sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave eric and dylan a shortcut
Any 8 year old: sus! Me: Jake were at a funeral-
If itโs called the โliving room,โ why did my grandma die there
do you know steven is dead he doesent have a stone do you know how to find him a metal detector
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette and one's mind will be blown away.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car? idk I just have a couple in the backseat
My poem , roses are red violets are blue I will die very soon๐ช
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him, I answered "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐คซ๐คซ๐คซ๐คซ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅฐ๐๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐คง๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ฃ๐ณ๐๐ฅถ๐คง๐ฅต๐ฉ๐ซ๐คง๐ค๐๐ฅต๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฎ๐๐ข๐ค๐ซ๐๐คค๐๐ซ๐ฌ๐ฅฑ๐๐ฅด๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐
My friend died from Ligma! Ligma Balls.
why is rape worse than death?
because dead people get way more attention
Why do orphans want to die Because they might see there parents in heaven
(1968)- Hellen Keller died didnโt you hear? No? Well neither did she..
More cops died from covid than anything else last year hahahaha
They should have shot covid instead of Tyrone on the microphone lmfao
