Dealer

Dealer jokes

Hooker

  • What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

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  • Addiction

  • Addicted, what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore?

    "Damn whore, you're not that addicted when you spread your legs open for any man. No wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass." Lol

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  • Sneaker

  • I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.

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  • Pill

  • Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

    So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

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  • Community talk

  • Im With Stupid 1 minute ago haha it seems my ties of middle school and elementry has passed , and it seems i may be possibly be going to a bloody hell of a highschool , or maybe have the next best / good/ or so years of my life , It seems it is also my last day of school , i will Try being online during the summer , im not 100% sure . Now i will enchant a list of my fellow friends tht made this site fun.

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