Dear Hearing People. We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We Can even dance via vibration through music. Do you know the song W lyric like this 👇 *white b… accent: Ohhh… MY God BECKY… L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. BIG BEAT DROP I…LIKE…BIG…BUTT…I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose

did you hear the one about the deaf person me: no thats because they caint hear so they dont talk

Im deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who i met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess i didnt see the signs at the time.

Q. What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?

A. Lukemia

Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

Watch BNHA season 4 today

what does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don’t know its not like they’re gonna hear it anyway.

There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him.(sans undertale)

What do you call a deaf animal? Anything, it can’t hear you.

My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

What do you call a deaf child? -Ryan Simmonite-

A mom says to her son: "Hey can you wave to that deaf kid over there" The son: "I don’t know, can I?" The mom: "May you?" The son: “No I don’t have any arms!”

how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.

what do you call a ear thats dead deaf hahaha oh wait…

Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf and he worked at a morgue. So one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse. He then came home, and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf and he worked at a morgue. So one time poor Dan got confused and start having sex with the rotting corpse. He then came home, and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.

When deaf people people see someone yawning do they think their screaming

Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it’s not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana

A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?”

What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?

AIDS.

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