How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
