Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
*in the hospital*
Paralyzed kid: I'm out!
*walks out the room*
Blind kid: You can walk?!
Mute kid: You can see?!
Deaf kid: You can talk?!
Doctor: Wut the f**k?
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.
