Deaf jokes
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
*in the hospital*
Paralyzed kid: I'm out!
*walks out the room*
Blind kid: You can walk?!
Mute kid: You can see?!
Deaf kid: You can talk?!
Doctor: Wut the f**k?
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
A father awaits the birth of his first child.
The obstetrician says, "Unfortunately, he has no arms."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
But the obstetrician adds, "It is also without legs, trunk, head."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
Then the obstetrician confessed to him, "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
And the obstetrician says, "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!"
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?