Deaf

Deaf jokes

I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!

Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."

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  • So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"

    There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.

    He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.

    The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.

    The deaf man said to the waiter:

    "Mmmm."

    The waiter said, "No English."

    Then the deaf man signed, "F U."

    So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...

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  • What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?

    Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

    What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?

    Nothing.

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