Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok, he didn't either!
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
