Deaf jokes
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don鈥檛 care wtf you say or listen to shit you say馃槀
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.
(She's blind and deaf)
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain鈥檛 dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 馃挕 awareness that we can understand you 馃挴 meanwhile we laugh at you 馃ぁ We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 馃憞 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L馃憖k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 馃懟 I promise we ain鈥檛 ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
I'm deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who I met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess I didn't see the signs at the time.
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?
Just turn off the lights.
Watch BNHA season 4 today!
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So one time, poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.