Dead inside jokes

Why can't you kill a hooker?

Because they're dead inside anyway.

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"

Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.

Why was the emo person dead inside?

Because I stole their insides.

Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."

How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(

How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(

How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*

Hey, how ya doin'?

Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.

Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.

Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.

Why can't you kill a depressed person?

Because they are already dead inside.

I'm dead inside.

I'm dead inside.

I'm dead inside.

You're dead inside.

(Stabs him 23 times)

Play dead, they said.

Wasn't too hard.

I've been dead inside for years.