Dark jokes
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...