Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards
Son: Dad I had sex for the first time. Dad: Would you like to talk about it? Son: Sure Dad: Sit down and lets talk about it. Son: I can't my butt hurts.
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam
Doctor: Yup
Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger
Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor
ur mum so old that when i told her to act her age, she died
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? a baby in two trash cans.
What's big and yellow......A bus full of kids
What is the worst joke ever. It you .🫥
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur 🦕 I like alottopuss
so i was on the phone with a scam caller, he said he knew where i lived and would kill my children and wife jokes on him i already did.
Whats the worst place to teach an orphan. Homeschool
Whats the difference between my car and a school bus. A school bus takes them back home
Woman: I want coffee, black Cop: *takes out gun* WHERE?!
Why do Emo's always wear black like ninja's? Because there're always cutting
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep
my wife called me pedophile that is a big word for 2 year old
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver? A. She had to go to GasTown.
My friend and I were joking about a wheelchair kid and another kid came up and said to the wheel chair kid you should stand up for your self
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bay
