Danger jokes

A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night. The little boy says, "I'm scared." The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"

Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.

5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.

My girlfriend is a porn star. -- She will kill me if she finds out.

I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!

What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?

A pool table.