i had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet.. but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita" , and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit and the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"
How does the dog dance? He doesn't...he's dead
What do you call girl skeleton dancing... A bone et
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom, because he had no BODY to go with.... i could have said a skeleTON more jokes.. but i think that might brake your funny bone
A bicurious man goes to a gar bar A gay man offers him a drink The bi man explains he doesnt know if hes gay or not Thats fine he says lets just have a drink The gay man asks him for a dance and he explains again he isnt sure if hes gay or not. Eventually the gay man invites him to go home with him to hang out as friends. They get to his house and the gay man says, do you fancy having sex? He isnt sure so the gay man explains ill push in slow and at any point you want to stop make animal sounds and if you like it starr singing.so they get to it and the gay man pushs in slowly, the bi man bursts out "MOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOVVVEE CCLOSSEEERRRR
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What is Steven hawkins favorite dance move? The worm
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance
Yo mama so stupid she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw
how do you start an Ethiopian rave? stick toast to the ceiling.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme"
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
