How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Alright listen up, genius. So, you know how "boogie" is like, dancing? And a "booger" is, like, what comes outta your nose? So the joke is that a tissue is used to wipe a booger, but instead, you put a "boogie" in it, so it dances. Haha! Bet you feel real dumb right now, don't you?