There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
Comments (8)
ANoNyMoUs
She eat too much. That was the only thing I found amusing in this story.
Smarter than you
Get it? No punch line?
fgfg
hahahahaha
your sad
you really not funny take a break and eat a cake
your sad
you really not funny take a break and eat a cake
Lauren
Sheeeeeeeeeesh
ADHD autist
Maybe the punch was empty? Or maybe no one but the girl likes punch?
angle
this is not funny at all it did not make me laugh im sorry for my mean comment