Dais jokes

Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.

Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.

I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?

Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!

Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.

It was the hardest day of my life.

People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.

The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!

I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.

Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...

What month has 28 days?

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.