Dais jokes
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Memes
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
What month has 28 days?
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!