Dais jokes

Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.

🎨🧑🏻‍🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.

I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."

Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because it was the chicken's day off!

One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!

Do you know what my favorite time of day is?

6:30, hands down.

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.

The last entry was about 12 years old.

Where can white people cook better than Black people?

On Father’s Day.

As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."

Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.

People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.

The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.

It was the hardest day of my life.

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.

I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.

My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.

The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;

What do you call field day in Africa?

The Hunger Games.

Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?

Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.