I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
