Dais jokes
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What month has 28 days?
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Memes
Me when I know its my last day of being a cow and I already hate my life
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."