Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
It took Jesus 3 days to respond.
Worst lag ever!
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.
After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”
The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”
Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Bc they miss Mother’s Day and Fathers day
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted." Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!" The brother yells back, "Well at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
Lone day an orphan threw a boomerang but it come back just like it’s parents
Good Morning Everyone! Have a amazing day!
why did the orphan go outside the school A: cause it was take your parents to school day
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today but you have the one ☝️ was the night you were coming tomorrow I can get home 🏠 night time for
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you love 💕 a good time of my day
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school 🏫 oooooo day a great 👍 night for
I tried to eat a clock the other day. it was very time consuming
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page...
Boss: Have a good day Me: *goes home*
What’s the difference between an emo and a Oreos pack? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day
Orphans have 362 days in a year
Bea cause they don’t have a mother or Father’s Day and no birthday
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
