Daddy Jokes

What issues don’t orphans have

Daddy issues

Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk

I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"

Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?" Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."

What is an orphans favorite video game? Who's your daddy

hey daddy *winky face

Why don’t orphans have sex? Coz they have no one to call daddy

Daddy I really miss you mummy changed my name to tickle timpson anyway daddy I forgive you for abusing me

“Uh daddy harder” the orphan said oh wait he doesn’t have a daddy

What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy? The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.

Why am I banned from my catholic orphanage? Because the children kept calling my daddy.

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk? Because u had no dad because ur dad never loved u

Your dad must be a mailman

why cant an orphan have sex. Because they cant call them daddy

Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".

Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister."

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later

Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"

Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father : "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."

This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.

Son : "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says:

"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."!!!