When I say daddy my step brother raise his head
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
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Does an orphanage have daddy issues
Yes because he didn't come back form getting the milk
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What issues don’t orphans have
Daddy issues
Why can’t orphan have sex They have no one to call daddy
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
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a little girl said one day " grandmas gonna die tonight". the next morning the girl's grandmother's body was found. that day she said again " Grandpas gonna die tonight" sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning. that day she said " daddy's gonna die tonight." the girls father was terrified. he lay shaking the entire night. somehow, he survived until morning. his wife came into the room crying. he asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?" Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What is an orphans favorite video game? Who's your daddy
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Well a boy and a girl are in a bath tube together. The little boy says “Hey you see that I’m gonna go ask daddy what it is?” When the little boy asks his dad he says. “Well son that’s your car you try to park it in a girls parking spot.” As the boy runs back he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama that her spot was and she said. “Well that’s your parking spot never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back the little boy tried to put the car in well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
Dad: how was your trip to the park? Daughter: it was good until the man came along. Dad: *gasps* whatever happened, it wasn't your fault, but tell Daddy, what happened? Daughter: he made my friends go away so it was just me and him... then he took my dress off... Dad: oh God, what next? Daughter: Nothing, that was it. Dad: oh, come on! that wasn't exciting, make something up!
hey daddy *winky face
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Why don’t orphans have sex? Coz they have no one to call daddy
