Daddy jokes
So, a mom and a dad are having sex. Their daughter comes down and says, "Mommy, Mommy, what are you doing?"
The mom goes, "Uh, we're making a cake. Let's go back to bed." So she tucks her daughter in and says, "We will go to the park tomorrow."
So the next day they go to the park, and two teens are going at it in some bushes, and the little girl goes, "Mommy, Mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes, "They're making a cake. Let's go back home."
So they go home, and the mom tucked her into bed and says, "Tomorrow we will go to the zoo." And so the next day they go to the zoo, and two monkeys are going at it, and the girl goes, "Mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes, "They're making a cake. Let's go back home."
And so they go home, and the girl goes, "Mommy, did you and Daddy make a cake last night?" And the mom nervously says, "N-no, why?" And the little girl goes, "Because I licked the icing off the couch."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.
(Later)
"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.