(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.
(Later)
"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk? Because u had no dad because ur dad never loved u
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents, "Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white!"
The mother rushes the boy to the hospital, while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm.
"How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" he exclaims.
The wife looks up at him, "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection!"
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
