Women say their baby daddies are trash like...woman didn't he impregnat you and didn't he win your heart, I'm mean his not trash you are!
roses are red, her name is lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!
One day little Jonny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there so he went in to use it and asked his mom what is that between your legs. His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened but with his dad. He asked his dad what is that between his legs. He said my snake. The same thing happened one more time except with his grandmother. Little Jonny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said my headlights. One night little Jonny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said grandmaw grand maw turn on your head lights daddy snake is trying to get into mommy's bush.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
“Uh daddy harder” the orphan said oh wait he doesn’t have a daddy
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.
Why can,t orphan have sex because they have no one to call daddy
His name is "Daddy" HELP!
like my daddy to bad you don ́t have one
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy.... and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the "girl" takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:...... um
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
If I fuck you harder you have to screen daddy,but what happens when you cum
want a kiss daddy wand a blow job
why did my dad leave me and my mum?
i told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying daddy yeeeees
What's the differnce between Batman and a gay person What batman has no one to call daddy
gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call daddy. and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call mommy
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
Why do orphan like fucking other dads? Because they get to have a daddy.
PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY SORRY YOUR ARE AN ORPHAN
why can't ophan's have sex? Because they have no one to call daddy
