Dad Jokes
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Community talk
LETS START A ROAST BATTLE SO FUN (just for fun k) Rules: No swearing, no mum/dad jokes/no plain insults without it being related to the topic
Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more
public announcement to The Stigg
get the fuck off this website or shape up and treat people like humans. stop telling people to die. you are having a negative impact on these peoples lives and ruining the community, and if you don't want to play nice, than you can go fuck yourself on the some dad joke websites