Family Jokes jokes

Jokes for the family to enjoy.

People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?

My family is like a cactus. They're a bunch of pricks.

Why does the orphan hate family jokes?

Cus it doesn't have one.

Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.

My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!

Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!

Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!

Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)

Why does family love family?

Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.

People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.

1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.

2. We all give each other a hand when needed.

Last but not least, we play Twister.

Sister: (moaning) Go get Mom, she'd love this!

Me: But Billy's with her right now.

Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM

Dad: Hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment.

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?

Family jokes.