Hey, pass me that crow bar please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home
(credit to Ryan Lombard (I think that’s his name) from YouTube shorts, I loved this dad joke/pun)
Yesterday I purchased a world map And told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands I will take her turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge
Having homosexual parents must be terrible.
Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad
I’m a faux pa.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke? When it disappears and never returns home
i love telling dad jokes,he always laughs
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke oh ya ummm
why dont orphans get dad jokes because they dont have a dad to tell them
My wife (or husband) told me to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I had just realized when I got home that I had picked 7-up
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. they are actually pretty funny. and i will show you y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
why do orphans have no sense of humor..... i guess they've never heard a Dad Joke
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
I hope u like this it took 5 minutes to make. what's_up also has good jokes to favorite him/her/them plz
Yo dad is like a boomerang;he never comes back.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky? Because they use honeycombs
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
