Dad Jokes
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Memes
DAD JOKE
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"