Dad Jokes
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"