Cynicism jokes

DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:

* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck

Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.

You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.