Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him Sudden Lee.
What does an Foreign say, when he comes to America?
I don't know, i dont speak foreignish...
What do africans eat for breakfast
E-Bola Cornflakes
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion no one in Africa actually speaks African.
How do you start a rave in Etiopia? You put food ceiling and they start jumping.
How do you name an asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
Like if u meet someone emo
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
You the bomb! No, you the bomb! A compliment in america, an argument in afghanistan
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather's? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
how much curry can an indian eat? untill his red dot explodes
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest
"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says
"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head
because there recording
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
(If it's unoriginal, I apologize. My friend gave me this joke.)
-Signed, AdmiralKizaru.
What you breath in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, 'African food'
Americans: we drive on the right side of the road
The British: we drive on the left side of the road
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD *crashing noises follow*
Ukraine
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
