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There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew and a black man on top of the Empire State Building. First the Mexican and the Jew throws there selves off of the building saying ‘ This is for my people’ Than the black is next up to jump and says ‘This is for my people’ And throws the White man off of the building.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What tree is every emo kid trying find The hanging tree
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common? They both enjoy digging up the past
Unfortunately NASCAR has been cancelled. The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama? A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What game do emo kids love the most Hang man
What do you call a crowd of horny white women? A field of cotton waiting to be picked to be picked
What do you call a dog turd in China? Waste of food
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
What does a white person say when there Surrounded by black guys? "hey who turned the lights out?!"
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
Why are people in Japan so thin? Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
A Chinese Drunk and a Jewish Drunk are sitting together on a park bench...
After finishing his drink the Jew takes his bottle and *smashes* it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" ask the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle, and *smashes* it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg.... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
Americans: i will cook the pizza Italians: I Cooka De Pizza
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
