Culture jokes
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.