Culture jokes
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.