Culture jokes
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.