Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What do you call a rapper who CANβT GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Girls: π *Period* βοΈπ
Men: πΏ *Growth* πΏπΏπΏ
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because thereβs no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
