What do you call an Asian that was born to early
Wong Tai Ming
What's the difference between saying bloody in America and in the U.K?
In the U.K, it's a swear word
In America, it's a family reunion
*School shooting : Happens* Foreign Exchange Student: *Starts sobbing under desk* American Student: "First time?"
Indian guy and American guy in a wheelchair met in a Bar for drinks. American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk. Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team ?
It's cuz they always eat the bat .
In a deep village in Germany old man asked his granddaughter "what are you doing?". His granddaughter replies "removing polish with chemicals". Grandpa said when I was younI did the same.
Q: What's the difference between a hispanic and stoner?
A: Stoners have papers
ching chong china jing jong japan ting tong taiwan hing hong hong kong king kong korea
asian conversation: Person 1: Ni how's it going? Person 2: konnichi what's up? Person 1: ive bing chilin
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Isn't it ridiculas to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Me : “You guys wanna know a cool fact?” Friend 1 : “Yeah” Friend 2 : “Yea” Me : “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.” Friend 3 : “I love anime.” Friend 1 & 2 : “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Me : *Laughs at Friend 3*
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
what do u call a Chinese baby? sum ting Wong
